Funny incident...

and it had to be me....

was up the bus one morning.. its not often when i have to squeeze in the bus as now, my working place is on the other part of the country(the extreme west to be exact). I had to board the bus which cuts into the centre of the busiest part of town; SHENTON WAY. its the buisness hub of Singapore.. and to top it off, i had to take the bus when its at the peak of the human traffic, the morning shift.. anyone??

i had to stand for a well half hour or more before, finally, there was a seat vacant right in front of me.. sometimes, i cannot understand why when its during the peak times, the buses that they sent out have to be single decked ones instead of the double deckers to hold a larger capacity of people and also save the trouble fo having another smaller deck bus to do another round.. ok.. i am complaining cox i was ill and needed a seat.. badly.. and because of my youth, i am definately not be given a seat so readily unless i was to a) showed abit of sexy flesh or b) faint...

wat would happen if i did a)... many would choose to alight and i would have the bus to myself.. or b).. most likely people would just use me as the latest bus rug.. hiaz..

ok... back to my story.. so when at last there was a seat empty.. and no one seem to wanna to rush for it.. i immediately went for it.. typical Singaporean.. KIASU!!..

the lady got down and i rushed for the seat.. the guy's a big guy.. u actually feel quite squashed up at the in side of the seat. and it doesnt help when the bus makes a sharp turn or somethin.. u totally die under his weight..

strangely, the bus came to a sudden halt. the bus driver got off his seat and went out of the bus.. then from window, i saw the lady who was teh previous occupant fo my seat started pointing in my direction (note, my seat was at the window which faces the bus stops, so i have a perfect view of wat is goin on outside.).

i became uncomfortable as she started to stare at me with her finger pointed at my window and the bus drive lookin at her pointed direction.. hmm.. i started to think if she had left somethin here and suspects that i took it or so.. i started fidgeting.. checkin to see if i had sat on her 'ultra-thin' handphone or wallet or somethin..

she started comin up the bus with the bus driver and was nearing my seat with every step.. considering that i had a clear conscience, i just stared outwards. then she said out quite loudly,'he's the one!' ????? i didnt get her..

Lady: 'I felt very uncomfortable while sitting besdie him. He was like trying somethin funny with me. I couldnt stand it thats y i got down'

the guy beside me, put down his papers and said,'i am quite a big man, u can see from my size. when the bus move, i also move mah.. so wats so funny?'

'u were squeezing me, u were being funny and i was totally uncomfortable with u. i want to make a police report.' she went on.

bus driver to the man, 'Sir, i hope u understand, i am doin my job. she says somethin like that so i have to check on it. and she insists on makin a police report'

man: 'i know.. like i said, i am so big, i will swerve around with the bus.'

bus driver to lady, 'so how can we settle this?'

'i want him to say sorry.. or i'll make a police report'. she said.

''ok.. sorry.. I didnt do anythin funny.' the man replied.

'so drama!!' my inner-self said..

'like that u take cab lah, dont take bus lah' side remarks from a bunch of guys at the back row.. (though i must say.. wats up with these guys, she is a brave woman to speak up. girls have more to lose than guys hence they can say such crap. and if they were to be touched by a woman or another guy, woudl they speak up??!! thats the ugly side of human nature, we always critisise the abnormal. these guys were just putting up a machoism front..)

though i must say.. i couldnt help but wanna laugh.. of all seats, i had to rush for one that is besdie a suspected pervert... i mean.. really.. i just have that golden touch..