HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!!

and this reminds me of the no of times i actually had someone tricked during this time of the year. however, this year, i was pretty toned down. i did nothing.. except for a few prank msns.

most of the time, it was the lifting up of the skirt ( i was in an all gals sch in primary school) or the stealing of books (in sec sch). it was only when i was in JC that my tricks became more sophisticated and well-planned. mayb its becox of my fellow accomplices. we worked so well together. let me recall......

• April Fools day fell on a monday that year.. we decided to rub some smelly oil (i cant mention the oil or i mayb charged.. ha.. just found a job, so dont want to be condemned) on our classmates uniforms.
• objective: to have them stink the whole day.

Back-up plan

• we even planned our escape routes. we were the musketeer trio, Kok Leong, Lim Ting and me. haaa.. one would run on the top level, the other on the ground level and the other towards the field. meeting point: behind the library behind the huge air-con. gosh..

what we went through

• we were that lame. the effort we made to get our props (we bought a few prototypes, since we didnt know which is smellier, we had no experience using them) and to execute our plan was pain-stakingly planned to the T. Kok Leong and me actually sat down at the void deck trying to figure out where would be the best spot on the uniform should we 'plant' the 'trick'? a spot that wont be noticable or even suspected. come on.. if u stink, where is the immediate spot that u would smell?? ARMPIT!! so that spot was out.. and we were also being thoughtful, we were afraid that the oil would stain their clothes so we tested a few drops on ourselves. *Faintz* we choked instantly..

acted like an angel.. but.. actually with a hidden agenda..

• April Fools day fell on a monday, PE Day.. the rest would be changing out into their PE attire.. haaaaaa...... see how well planned we were.. even before the PE lesson, i was already checking out our victims.. those who we had put a target on.. trying to find out if they had come to school or were goin for PE. I was to deal with the gals and the guys on the guys. muahaha..
• remebered clearly that i had msged Shuzhen to ask if she was goin to be late but in time for PE. she replied me to say she had just missed her bus so had walked back home instead to continue her beauty sleep.. lucky.. i was trying to get her to sch saying that she cant skip sch that day as we had many important lessons.. (as if other days were filled with worthless lessons.. who am i kidding. All lessons are supposed to be important).
• next, found out that Ailing had to rush back home to check on her bf as she kinda pissed him off the previous night. had to do abit of pacifying.. sht.. the whole time i was tryin to persuade her to leave after PE, citing that her teacher-in-charge was a lioness..
• both scenarios: FAILED
• PE came at last.. was so excited abt it.. haa.. told my teacher that i was goin to the loo but nv came back. (the PE class is so big, they cant keep track of me.. haa.. ,y way of skipping the running bit. only there when head-counting at the beginning, then the end, with water splashed on myself and when time to play games). my other fren claimed he was sick. and the other also did the disappearing act. haa.. we took the chance to grab our frens' uniforms.. we managed to get our hands on a few. but i had a much tougher time, a fren of mine had reported sick.. and she was sitting at where some of the gals had placed their stuff.. she was watching over them like a hawk. when i tried to get near, she would go like, dont try anythin funny, i know wat day it is today..' and me, with big tearful eyes, 'no.. i was just looking to see if i left my stuff there.'... argghhh..
• but my chance came... haa... see, my sch was under construction at that time and to walk from the stadium (our clothes) to the basketball courts (playing stations), a big detour had to be made, instead of the usual cutting-across the field practise. trying to look for the next sentence, i went, 'since i',m walking over, i'll pass them their stuff. i need to change too.'. she looked at me suspiciously.. 'u see, May's there, and i'm going over, if u dont want then forget it.' i continued.. 'ok'. SUCCESS!!
• grabbed May's uniform, sped to the canteen, with my other two partners, poured the oil on.. spraying it was taking too long. i was in a hurry.. then raced off to the courts before she came back.. when i passed May her clothes, she went, 'wow, so sweet of you'.. i was trying very hard to hold back my laughter. controlling my laughter instead and forcing a smile. puahaha... GOTCHA...

targets reduced..

• our initial target of 10 or so, was reduced to 3.. 1) not in sch, 2) not doing PE, 3) a hawk was around, 4) some kept their stuff in the lockers..
• but we still had fun.. watching the agony of the 2 gals smelling each other and feelin uncomfortable was priceless.. the other guy, think he smelt too badly that the oil had no effect on him.

that year was a mad year for us.. besides the nearing As, we were having a wild time fooling our frens during their bdays, from smothering ppl in flours to inserting chilli padi into their bday cakes..

even in the Uni, i had my share of fun even if i had to do it alone... everyone was wary of me.. when i went to lecture, a ring of empty seats encircled me.. haa. they were that scared.. well.. wat did i do.. they still fell into my trick..

• i have a fren who's known for her cooking skills. everyone praises the food she touches. so.. i just had to use her reputation.. haa..
• i bought a chocolate sponge cake. had it sliced into two, put all kinds of spices i could find in my kitchen and have them spread on the cake then put the top-half back..
• presented the cake as a cake made by my fren.. haa.. greedy frens immediately got hooked.. haaa... when they ate it, funny expressions were worn.. then when they asked what is it, i carried on my joke saying that i had dog food inside ( i know i was mean, a fren of mine actually said, 'u mean no one was pissed w u?? its dog food u know!! how degrading!' erm.. do u know.. there are ppl who eats the food that are also consumed by dogs? eg, pet cafes..)..

anyway.. i was just having abit of fun.. FORGIVE ME!!!!! come on.. smile.. i add colour in your life!!!