birthdays are meant to be happy occasions!!

i'm always excited when my birthday is approaching.. for those who still refues to remember my birthday even though i give endless and relentless reminders.. i shall annouce it again here..

13th March

it's a monday this year.. i've heard numerous sayings from frens that mayb its becox of the day i was born hence a black cloud has been above me ever since.. to be born on a 13th.. mayb i was out on a fri too.. yes yes.. i heard such links and stuff... not funny liao.. ok!!

so GUYS and GALS... get my birthday gift ready!! i love birthdays cox i love presents.. they may not be big in value.. come on.. my frens aint hundred-aires , let alone millionaires.. so really, its the thought that counts.. when i get a gift, i feel belonged.. cox at least my frens remember me.. *gushing*.. every gift = remeberance..

it's true that once a woman reaches 18.. they wanna and tend to forget that they are anything but 18.. forever 18!! for me, its also true.. but at least my celing is 21. haaa.. come on.. who doesnt fear being old.. it means 1 step closer to death u know.. and also one step away from enjoyment, 1 step closer to responsiblities. hiaz.. i hate responsibilities and decisions.. while i may share such sentiments with most gals.. i have another fear... a suprise ambush by frens.. this 'surprise' is not the usual pleasant surprises others get, like big birthday bashes held for u etc... mine... frens arm themselves with 'weapons' like flour, rotten eggs, huge DUSTBINS etc... a plot is always hatching somewhere by different grps of frens... my.... and they dont do it too discreetly too.. they actually warn me abt my fate.. but its no use.. cox my fear feeds their happiness...hiaz.. i cant escape u see.. so far, i've been dunked into pools, beaches, DUSTBINS, sprayed with flour, satay sauces, beer, cream etc... got really kinky gifts (shall not mention).. so i think this year is no exception.. i opened my mail and i saw the following mail sent out to my 'enemies'.. 'produced' by mastermind.. ALvin Lim.. 'how could u???!!!'

jennifer's birthday is coming soon...

Operation MediaDump:Location: Caldecott Hill

NMT: 130306/1200D-Day/

H-Hour: 130306/1330

Mission Objective:

Team Alpha is to secure Caldecott Hill from 1400 hours to 1500 hours, and in doing so allow Team Bravo to extract the target, Ms Jennifer Kwan, for containment at the designated drop-off point, to be secured by Team Charlie.

Drop-off Point: 2nd dustbin along main entrance.

Vacancies available in all three teams!

We need volunteers! You are the one!

NUS Archery Birthday-Response Force

so dead... i fear for my safety.. hey.. thanks for remembering me.. just drop me a gift and lets remain frens ok!! pls.. come on.. some of u even signed a 'peace treaty' with me the other time.. where are the march babies??!! come.. lets be allies.. Please, please, PLEASE!!!!!!!!